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Also, hey look! I CAN TYPE AND STILL SEE MY WALLPAPER THROUGH THE EDITOR WOW!

But seriously, what *does* that button do?

IT SHUTS OFF THE LOREM IPSUM, OF COURSE! - @303

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I just don’t even… what?

THIS IS THE APP I USE TO CHECK THE TEMPERATURE IN MY PANTS — @perezd

yes, this certainly is “greart.” holy moly.  another one added to the “best of” category.

COME ON DOWN THE THE SKEU WAREHOUSE! WE’VE GOT LINEN! WE’VE GOT WOOD!

ah, another fine morsel of mediocrity from frequent contributor roninwood:

HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU TO CLEAN OUT YOUR LOCKER? YOUR STALE PIXELS ARE STINKING THIS PLACE UP FOR EVERYONE.

oh, btw, YES THAT IPAD IS IN A POCKET. A GIGANTIC PAPER POCKET ON MY SCREEN.

oh, btw #2, wtf with the gear? did you run out of totally unnecessary visual metaphors?

btw #3 (ok, i can’t stop. therefore this is getting a “best of” award). So, let this one sink in for a minute. Let’s consider scale:

Alright the dogpiling continues. Via @cole_peters:

It’s also pretty fucking awesome that the locker has a fluorescent light built in. WE SPARE NO EXPENSE FOR OUR ATHLETES.

Also: DIGITAL. PICTURE. FRAME. It keeps the bottle of “Everyone” company on those long, sweaty nights.

via @augustjoki:

How long is the right side lace on that front shoe?

i’d guess either 7” or about 14” depending on which scale you’ve chosen for the door hinge.

DID YOU “FORGOT” YOUR PASSWORD AGAIN?  JUST TEAR OFF A SHEET OF OUR SIGN UP BUTTONS AND RECOVER IT!

KIDS!  STOP ROUGHHOUSING!  YOU’RE GOING TO KNOCK OUR SOCIAL MEDIA ICONS OFF THE SHELF!

diabetes: it’s not just for pillowcases!