GET YOUR IDEAS OUT OF THE DRAFTS FOLDER AND INTO THIS INSANELY THICK ENVELOPE
HEY, WHERE DO I CLICK TO CHOOSE A STAMP?
shuffled papers? check. gradients? check. embossed text? check. bent shadows? check. DON’T FORGET THE PAPERCLIP!
We need something “hip” and “cute.” How about a catch phrase from the 90s that spawned a romantic comedy? Ok, now put a ribbon on it.